I constantly find myself thinking of GENIUS thoughts that everyone should know. Here they will be, my friends. Sorry it took so long. You’ll get my unequalled musings on local government, people that are dumb, sports, people that are dumb in sports, my bad-ass dog (see below) and my attempt at being a handy home owner. You know, grown up shit.

ABOUT: Well. I moved from Oklahoma to Cincinnati in 2006. Other than Oklahoma State athletics, Cincinnati is 100% home and I love it.

• I am a realist. I tend to be fiscally conservative and socially liberal. Mostly, I just try and use some common sense above all. If you are the kind of person that prefers one news station over another or calls someone else dumb for thinking the opposite of you, you are the person I call dumb.
• I have a stupidly rationale sense of sarcastic humor. Try that on.
• I am married, a home-owner, and a beer-drinking, distance-running, office shenanigan-loving dude.
• I think it’s okay to cuss 75% of the time. Sorry mom.
• I understand that in America, you are judged by your looks and attitude. I am of the cut of society that wants to be successful – so I dress well and try to keep a decent ‘tude. I find that people that don’t do this because “they don’t have to” are complete idiots.
• Being yourself does not mean looking like a fool and acting like the only person on the planet. I am my own person because I am able to take pieces of different experiences of my life and make them a part of everyday. But seriously, that t-shirt is dumb.
• We had a baby! Olivia was born on 11/13/2016 and she’s amazing. I’ll post about her many times.

Here’s Isaac. He’s the bad-ass referred to above. He hates snowmen. So do I. We were meant for each other: